So, there is a new lunch place that opened up in Lemon Grove. It is called Cilantro and has the look of a delicious health food type place. I thought, " good for Lemon Grove. Delicious and healthy is just what I need". I decided to go in for lunch today. In one corner is a very pale lady in black eating what looks to be a plate of vegetables. Right as I am about to turn around I am approached by an equally pale waitress. I am too embarressed to leave, am in it this far and figure I might as well give it a shot. On each table is a nice looking little vase of wheatgrass. I think "what a nice little touch". Once I sit and take a look at the menu I realize that this is no ordinary health food restaraunt. These guys are serious about their vegetables. In fact, I can't find one non-vegtable related item. "That's alright", I think. I am always down for a good veggie burger and order one up.
As I order she informs me that everything is vegan. How different could vegan and vegetarian be? As I soon found out VERY! I was accosted with a plate of what looked to be a play-dough sandwhich. I wasn't sure if it was even food. Next to the play-dough sandwhich were three little things of colored sauces. They appeared to be ketchup, mustard and mayonaisse, although I had not ever seen anything that quite looked like this before. "Ketchup and mustard are delicious, I might as well give it a try", I thought. I took one bite of this wierd play-dough looking concoction and was totally blown away. It was worse than I thought. I ate around the edges because the center was just too concentrated with this taste that is so wierd it has no description. I promptly covered the rest up with a napkin and went to pay.
At the checkout stand she informed me that my play-dough sandwhich was thirteen ninety-five. I am not kidding. This thing actually cost almost fifteen dollars. Then she says something that really disturbed me. "You look like a healthy vegan. Are you vegan?", she says. I think to myself, "how could she say such a mean thing to me". All the people in this restaraunt are wierd looking and pale. Do I look like one of them? I leave as fast as I can.
Once outside back in the world without vegans I am totally disgusted with my new, healthy look. I see a Starbucks accross the street and run over. I order a latte with whole milk and a doughnut on the side (I don't even like doughnuts). I ate the doughnut before my coffee was even done. I then jumped into my car and raced to Jack in the box where I purchased two nasty, greasy tacos for one dollar (not thirteen ninety-five). I could only eat one and a half tacos because of their filthy taste, but I was beginning to feel the color coming back into my skin and a little less healthy. Thank god.
What does this have to do with triathlon? I am blaming my healthy, vegan look on two things 1) lack of sun from not surfing and working too much, and 2) all this triathlon training. Despite my vegan appearance I will continue to train...

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